BITTER

Sometimes it can be hard not to be bitter about Melbourne in Winter.

This week, for example, it was a sunny 28 degrees in Darwin. Lake Eyre is in bloom,

and even though there are storms in Perth it's still a mild 21. I'm not even going to bother talking about Brisvegas or Byron Bay or Sydney. 

I'm too busy trying to spoon the heater without customers noticing. 

Besides, there are some great things about Melbourne in Winter. Here is one of them.