SCHMUCK

Found this gigantic antique market in Friedrichstrasse. It was an endless labryinth of internally lit jewellery cabinets full of weird stuff. It kinda looked like Corky Saint Clair taken to a ridiculous end point. It really didn't make sense anymore.

I bought a tiny carved deer from this weird shop that was like a fortress made out of glass, protecting this nasty old gas bag smoking perfumed cigars.

It was super expensive and the horrible man didn't wrap it properly so the antlers broke off. Like, the piece was tiny and delicate wouldn't you put it in bubble wrap or a f***ing box? The antlers are still kinda beautiful. I guess.

Customer service was a million times better in Japan. People were just alot nicer there. Everyone here seems to be on the verge of a breakdown.